Your School's Alumni Judge May Not Save Your Favorite Player
This week's College Football Newsletter recaps our week at SZD.
Welcome to the College Football Podcast, where we’re going to create the most tanned, athleisure-wearing staff ever concocted.
If one thing has defined this offseason, it’s been eligibility lawsuits. As we all know, billable hours are undefeated. We’ve seen Trinidad Chambliss defeat the NCAA for a sixth year of eligibility to play at Ole Miss. More recently, Brendan Sorsby has asked a judge for his own injunction to play this season.
Sorsby claims that the NCAA banning him for betting on his own team is both illegal and hypocritical, because the NCAA makes money from sports gambling. (This is not directly true, and the NCAA doesn’t sell sportsbook sponsorships. It does help the NCAA somewhat if gambling boosts viewership or commercial rate for March Madness.) Sorsby sued in federal district court in Lubbock, so it wasn’t surprising that the judge who got the case was a Texas Tech alum.
Some people got excited about this. Surely, the Red Raider alum on the bench would put the QB back on the field. But then the judge filed to recuse himself.
It’s not just in college football, either. College basketball had its own big case this year with Charles Bediako, who briefly rejoined Alabama’s roster after playing in the G League. Bediako was ultimately ruled ineligible, but before that, a judge granted him a temporary restraining order that allowed him to return to the court. That judge turned out to be a six-figure Alabama athletics donor, and he recused himself before the preliminary injunction ruling.
And there’s the game within the game in all that. A player suing for eligibility is bound to get a judge from the area, and major sports programs tend to come from big universities with a lot of law school alums. And if they’re lucky, that connection to the university could be fairly significant. But does a judge who is an alum make it likelier that the ruling will fall in the favor of the player, and therefore the school? It doesn’t seem clear. Here’s Alex:
I think this is my favorite bit of cliched lore on the college football internet right now. Maybe it’s not quite to the level of fans confidently making coaching search predictions based on flight trackers that often have nothing to do with the ongoing search, but it’s still really good.
You think, as a college sports fan, that your fellow fan who is also a judge is going to compromise his reputation to help your favorite coach or quarterback get back on the field. I’m not saying this never works, and obviously the last thing I’d ever do is impugn the Ole Miss judge who granted Trinidad Chambliss his final year of eligibility. I’m just saying that the batting average here is not high enough to get anyone to the all-star game.
Other recent examples of “the alma maters of the lawyers and judges involved in the case may not save you”: a Michigan alum judge (who was also a lecturer at the school) declining to step in and block the Big Ten’s midseason suspension of Jim Harbaugh, and an NCAA lawyer and Vols alum beating Joey Aguilar in court. Sometimes, unfortunately, lawyers just do their jobs.
Here’s what Alex and Richard dropped into your podcast feeds this week:
Should we be taking UCLA seriously? It’s a real question, at least for a few months. The Athletic’s Ira Gorawara joined Alex to talk about the good vibes from the first offseason under Bob Chesney. They talk about the alumni base and about what the Bruins’ expectations will be once they hit the field in a few months.
The free episode dropped on Thursday, and it’s a Memorial Day mailbag. Godfrey hangs out for this one to talk about which head coach is on the hot seat. The trio also has a great conversation about cookout tips, just in case you need a little motivation ahead of the long weekend. You can watch the video version of this over on YouTube.
Some recommended reading:
We’ve talked about the impending 24-team playoff and what it means for future seasons, but Matt Brown over at Extra Points chronicled what past seasons would have looked like under the format.
Remember the SCORE Act? Well, you can forget about it (for now) because the House of Representatives pulled it from the voting schedule.
We might get twice as much football in the coming years and it has nothing to do with CFP or NFL expansion. The NCAA is hoping to move women’s flag football to varsity status as soon as 2028.
Oh hey Ed Orgeron is back at LSU lmao. He’s joining Lane Kiffin’s staff as a special assistant to recruiting and defense. The news dropped in the middle of Game 2 of the Spurs-Thunder series. A masterful news dump by LSU brass, not that many people wouldn’t be happy to see the news. I’m sure Richard and Alex will have fun talking about this one next week.
Thanks for reading, and enjoy the long weekend